I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.

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• Groucho Marx:

  Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?

• Groucho Marx:

  Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.

• Groucho Marx:

  Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.

• Groucho Marx:

  I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.

• Groucho Marx:

  I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Ye

• Groucho Marx:

  No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.

• Groucho Marx:

  Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

• Groucho Marx:

  Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.

• Groucho Marx:

  In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.

• Groucho Marx:

  Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?