I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life.

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• J. D. Salinger:

  All morons hate it when you call them a moron.

• J. D. Salinger:

  People never notice anything.

• J. D. Salinger:

  People never believe you.

• J. D. Salinger:

  Mothers are all slightly insane.

• J. D. Salinger:

  I'm quite illiterate, but I read a lot.

• J. D. Salinger:

  I don't exactly know what I mean by that, but I mean it.

• J. D. Salinger:

  Goddam money. It always ends up making you blue as hell.

• J. D. Salinger:

  I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

• J. D. Salinger:

  How do you know you're going to do something, untill you do it?

• J. D. Salinger:

  If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's late? Nobody.