It's almost a way of life. I know what makes me laugh.

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• Julian Clary:

  It's a wise thing to hold back.

• Julian Clary:

  It was all about wanting to get revenge. Pathetic, really, but it still is the motivation.

• Julian Clary:

  If I've been here a long time, I think: I must go to London and speak to someone or see a bus.

• Julian Clary:

  I've found a more personal, pagan kind of religion to satisfy the spiritual side of things.

• Julian Clary:

  I'm not sure how aware of the rest of the world I am. I live a rather sheltered existence.

• Julian Clary:

  I'm currently in an interesting correspondence with a nun about forgiveness.

• Julian Clary:

  I was lightweight - that was the whole point of me.

• Julian Clary:

  I thought they were staring at me because I was gay. But it was because I was on the telly.

• Julian Clary:

  I thought a dignified thing to do would be to live in the country by the time I'm 50 and write book

• Julian Clary:

  I think Australians like a bit of vulgarity.