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• Louis C. K.:

  When I read things like the foundations of capitalism are shattering, I'm like, maybe we need that.

• Max Lucado:

  God is not troubled by one who is conservative or liberal, and He certainly never inclines His ear

• Joel Osteen:

  To me, it's OK to have differences. But we don't have to be mad about it. You know? And I think tha

• Joel Osteen:

  We can be civil. We can still be friends, and be Democrats and Republicans, and have different view

• Joel Osteen:

  This is my Bible. I am what it says I am. I have what it says I have. I can do what it says I can d

• Joel Osteen:

  I'm honest enough to say I don't know everything. You know, I don't. I don't understand all of God.

• Joel Osteen:

  You'll never rise any higher than the way you see yourself.

• Joel Osteen:

  God always wants us to be growing.

• Joel Osteen:

  I think how you start the day many times determines what kind of day you're going to have.

• Joel Osteen:

  I don't focus on the critics. Everyone who is making any difference in any field has critics. As lo