I've sent thousands of emails - the conversations in the book are just the success stories.

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• James Veitch:

  I know some people whose father has basically spent their whole inheritance on scammers. He's old;

• James Veitch:

  I had an awkward moment when I got a phone call from the person pretending to be Winnie Mandela. 'W

• James Veitch:

  I suspect I wasn't loved enough as a child.

• James Veitch:

  I'd really like to be able to whistle with two fingers. Is this a biological thing? Is it to do wit

• James Veitch:

  My hobbies are playing piano and guitar, pining for girls, worrying about climate change, pining fo

• James Veitch:

  I just feel so upset when I think of all the lost years when I could have been doing stand-up gigs.

• James Veitch:

  I do bits about dating but mainly about what I did and how incompetent I am, not any genuine people

• James Veitch:

  You can succeed as a terrible director, but try doing that with stand-up: try being a terrible come

• James Veitch:

  I get a ton of scam emails. But instead of deleting them, I decided to hit reply.

• James Veitch:

  A lot of people see scammers as, like, just one guy in a basement with his computer, but actually,