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Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
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