Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.

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• Jerry Seinfeld:

  I don't want to hear the specials. If they're so special, put 'em on the menu.

• Jerry Seinfeld:

  I prefer the old theaters because the audience is... trapped.

• Jerry Seinfeld:

  You can be passionate about anything.

• Jerry Seinfeld:

  Pay attention, don't let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box.

• Jerry Seinfeld:

  Stand-up is hard.

• Jerry Seinfeld:

  The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines, beca

• Jerry Seinfeld:

  I wrote an article on a new Porsche for 'Automobile Magazine.' I knew the editor, and she asked me

• Jim Morrison:

  The most important kind of freedom is to be what you really are. You trade in your reality for a ro

• Jim Morrison:

  Blake said that the body was the soul's prison unless the five senses are fully developed and open.

• Jim Morrison:

  Film spectators are quiet vampires.