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• Richard Lewis:

  When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.

• Richard Lewis:

  I love being famous. It validates that I have something to say.

• Richard Lewis:

  I didn't ever feel close to my real family. I didn't feel validated; I never felt right because I w

• Richard Lewis:

  I read somewhere that when I go on stage, people realize that they're not me and they feel better.

• Richard Lewis:

  I never wanted to do observational humor because I never wanted to tell people what they were seein

• Richard Lewis:

  My humor is channeling everything through my brain. For example, when I talk about something, it's

• Richard Lewis:

  When I started out, I struggled, and I was broke a lot. But I'm glad I struggled, and I'm glad I wa

• Richard Lewis:

  If you want to devote yourself to the arts, you'd better do it strictly from passion, because there

• Richard Lewis:

  My wife's hip, beautiful and independent and never jealous.

• Richard Lewis:

  There's a thin line between narcissism, even if it's a healthy narcissism, and entertainment.