My day jobs... I knew I was bad at those, so I didn't really have the confidence to think that I could do comedy. But I knew I hated the day jobs.

Next quotes

• Dave Attell:

  I'm a joke comic. I tell jokes. I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like oth

• Dave Attell:

  I have an imagination because my life is so boring that my imagination lets me get off the reality

• Dave Attell:

  I'm a stand-up comic. Anything else I do besides that is a plus, but stand-up comedy is what I do,

• Dave Attell:

  I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me

• Dave Attell:

  I never wanted to be famous.

• Dave Attell:

  I have no grand scheme.

• Dave Attell:

  I keep getting these people at my shows who only know me from television. I can always tell when th

• Dave Attell:

  For a long time the people at my shows were sort of the Pantera-tattoo trucker guys, really cool du

• Dave Attell:

  Once you get offstage you're just like everyone else, and everyone else can get into a fight.

• Dave Attell:

  I don't mind a crowd's not laughing; it's the groans that slow down the show.