Choose quotes font
Now, most dentist's chairs go up and down, don't they? The one I was in went back and forwards. I t
Now, most dentist's chairs go up and down, don't they? The one I was in went back and forwards. I t
Now, most dentist's chairs go up and down, don't they? The one I was in went back and forwards. I t
Now, most dentist's chairs go up and down, don't they? The one I was in went back and forwards. I t
Now, most dentist's chairs go up and down, don't they? The one I was in went back and forwards. I t
Now, most dentist's chairs go up and down, don't they? The one I was in went back and forwards. I t
Next quotes
Tim Vine:
So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said 'Who's speaking please?' And a vTim Vine:
So I rang up my local swimming baths. I said 'Is that the local swimming baths?' He said 'It dependTim Vine:
So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stoppTim Vine:
I was reading a book... 'the history of glue' - I couldn't put it down.Tim Vine:
Now you know those trick candles that you blow out and a couple of seconds.Tim Vine:
You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fTim Vine:
I was at sea the other day and loads of meat floated past. It was a bit choppy.Tim Vine:
So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red.Tim Vine:
Black beauty - he's a dark horse.Tim Vine:
So I said to the gym instructor: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He said: 'How flexible are yo