Occasionally a roast master needs to get out of Dodge.

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• Jeff Ross:

  I think Jersey stands alone, and because I'm from Jersey, I never make fun of where people are from

• Jeff Ross:

  I'm a big fan of Courtney Love. I love Hole and I love her acting and I love her attitude. I just h

• Jeff Ross:

  You don't mess with Oprah. She has enough money in her left pocket to have me killed.

• Jeff Ross:

  If you keep looking backwards, you don't go anywhere.

• Dave Mustaine:

  If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they're full.

• Dave Mustaine:

  It's not how big your pencil is; it's how you write your name.

• Dave Mustaine:

  Moving on, is a simple thing, what it leaves behind is hard.

• Dave Mustaine:

  I like jazz, but I could never play it. You just sit there with a guitar the size of a Chevy on you

• Dave Mustaine:

  Next thing you know they'll take your thoughts away.

• Dave Mustaine:

  I didn't like the way I was let go from Metallica.