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People like abstract art because it makes them feel clever.
People like abstract art because it makes them feel clever.
People like abstract art because it makes them feel clever.
People like abstract art because it makes them feel clever.
People like abstract art because it makes them feel clever.
People like abstract art because it makes them feel clever.
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