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• Groucho Marx:

  Room service? Send up a larger room.

• Groucho Marx:

  Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

• Groucho Marx:

  It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.

• Groucho Marx:

  I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

• Groucho Marx:

  A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

• Groucho Marx:

  Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

• Groucho Marx:

  Go, and never darken my towels again.

• Groucho Marx:

  My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

• Groucho Marx:

  All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

• Groucho Marx:

  I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.