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Lewis Grizzard
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Lewis Grizzard:
There's no such thing as being too Southern.Lewis Grizzard:
The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying to wiggle ouLewis Grizzard:
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.Lewis Grizzard:
I write 200 columns a year, you know. That means I have to have 200 opinions a year. Sometimes, I dLewis Grizzard:
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Things are more complex today, and I think humor has changed a a great deal. People are more sensitLewis Grizzard:
I gave 738 Rotary Club speeches, and it was just driving me crazy, so someone said, 'Why don't youLewis Grizzard:
I went last week to get hypnotized. To quit smoking. And the hypnotist said, 'The reason you smokeLewis Grizzard:
I'm a staunch believer in enterprise, and I'm glad I live in a country where - I don't think some pLewis Grizzard:
I don't know how I do it, but I've written about everything. I've written about my shoes.