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• W. C. Fields:

  I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.

• W. C. Fields:

  I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

• W. C. Fields:

  It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.

• W. C. Fields:

  You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.

• W. C. Fields:

  Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.

• W. C. Fields:

  On the whole, I'd rather be in Philidelphia.

• W. C. Fields:

  I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state pri

• W. C. Fields:

  If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

• W. C. Fields:

  Never give a sucker an even break.

• W. C. Fields:

  I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.