Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

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• Gracie Allen:

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  Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is Charm. Go ahead and w

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• Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec:

  Love is when the desire to be desired takes you so badly that you feel you could die of it.

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  I have tried to do what is true and not ideal.

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  I paint things as they are. I don't comment.

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  I have always been a pencil.