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The funniest line in English is 'Get it?' When you say that, everyone chortles.
The funniest line in English is 'Get it?' When you say that, everyone chortles.
The funniest line in English is 'Get it?' When you say that, everyone chortles.
The funniest line in English is 'Get it?' When you say that, everyone chortles.
The funniest line in English is 'Get it?' When you say that, everyone chortles.
The funniest line in English is 'Get it?' When you say that, everyone chortles.
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