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• Keith Allen:

  I don't like the taste of alcohol.

• Keith Allen:

  We make our own pesto. Our own chutney and jams.

• Keith Allen:

  I love all aspects of performance.

• Keith Allen:

  I hardly ever drink.

• Keith Allen:

  My father was in the navy. I always found it a bit strange that he would choose to spend an extraor

• Keith Allen:

  My father was the biggest influence on my own parenting because I became the complete opposite to h

• Keith Allen:

  My mother was Welsh and I loved going to Wales every summer, where Uncle Les had a farm. My mother

• Keith Allen:

  It must have been horrible for my parents to see me go from public school to comprehensive to deten

• Keith Allen:

  I'd done performance art sporadically from about 1976 - very personal street things on my own. Acti

• Keith Allen:

  I was brought up on stuffed hearts, cabbage and mashed potatoes. It's repulsive, when I look back -