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The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
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