They'll totally hire me if I say I got fired from my job on the Hill because of a sex scandal.

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• Jessica Cutler:

  New York is where you go to catch a big fish.

• Jessica Cutler:

  There's no point in living in an alternate reality.

• Jessica Cutler:

  Normal people have sex lives of their own to worry about.

• Jessica Cutler:

  If you're still in a bar when the lights go on, you are a loser.

• Jessica Cutler:

  In real life, people are constantly saying one thing and doing another, but if you write your chara

• Jessica Cutler:

  I always regarded people who want fame with a lot of suspicion. Unless you have a product to sell,

• Jessica Cutler:

  I always feel like I'm missing out on something, that someone is having more fun than I am, so I ta

• Jessica Cutler:

  If you don't like or care about your job, what's the big deal?

• Jessica Cutler:

  I don't want the IRS banging down my door.

• Jessica Cutler:

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