This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.

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• George Burns:

  When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

• George Burns:

  You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do

• George Burns:

  If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding w

• George Burns:

  I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.

• George Burns:

  I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.

• George Burns:

  It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or

• George Burns:

  Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting h

• George Burns:

  First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally,

• George Eliot:

  It is never too late to be what you might have been.

• George Eliot:

  Anger and jealousy can no more bear to lose sight of their objects than love.