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Very rarely do I talk off the top of my head on stage. I'm not an improv guy. I'm a writer-guy who
Very rarely do I talk off the top of my head on stage. I'm not an improv guy. I'm a writer-guy who
Very rarely do I talk off the top of my head on stage. I'm not an improv guy. I'm a writer-guy who
Very rarely do I talk off the top of my head on stage. I'm not an improv guy. I'm a writer-guy who
Very rarely do I talk off the top of my head on stage. I'm not an improv guy. I'm a writer-guy who
Very rarely do I talk off the top of my head on stage. I'm not an improv guy. I'm a writer-guy who
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