We all have days where we can't pronounce things or give it the emotion it deserves.

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• Johnny Vegas:

  Up North you are holding your own. Everyone considers themselves a comedian.

• Johnny Vegas:

  They look outside the windows of their apartment in town and realize they're not living in a terrac

• Johnny Vegas:

  There's this idea that it has to be made in London. But we've got everything up here, and if you've

• Johnny Vegas:

  My work's never been accepted by my family, but it's something I'll always carry on with.

• Johnny Vegas:

  My forte is playing drunks down the ages. When my agent rings me about a role, I don't ask what the

• Johnny Vegas:

  It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.

• Johnny Vegas:

  If an original piece of wardrobe came up from Star Wars, I'd probably spend a lot of money on it.

• Johnny Vegas:

  I've got little ankles and a bit of a belly, so it makes me look rather an egg on legs.

• Johnny Vegas:

  I'm getting positive feedback for my acting so we'll see if any other interesting parts come up.

• Johnny Vegas:

  I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a