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When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
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