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When every high school graduate can spell the word, 'inauguration,' let's put lampshades on our hea
When every high school graduate can spell the word, 'inauguration,' let's put lampshades on our hea
When every high school graduate can spell the word, 'inauguration,' let's put lampshades on our hea
When every high school graduate can spell the word, 'inauguration,' let's put lampshades on our hea
When every high school graduate can spell the word, 'inauguration,' let's put lampshades on our hea
When every high school graduate can spell the word, 'inauguration,' let's put lampshades on our hea
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