When it comes to idiots, America's got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a source that would never run out.

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• Lewis Black:

  I continue to work on plays, but I've always felt that you could put a note in a bottle and send it

• Lewis Black:

  I like indoor Christmas trees. And I like people who decorate their homes with lights and all that

• Lewis Black:

  I've got stress like anybody else, and it builds up during the day. Like, I'll be trying to do some

• Lewis Black:

  Nobody in college races home and says, 'I can't wait to see the news! I can't wait to see who CBS i

• Lewis Black:

  I think that many things that go on in an art school have a tendency to undermine confidence, and t

• Lewis Black:

  Everybody's family has different values.

• Lewis Black:

  My parents are the last of the middle class. My father worked for the government designing sea mine

• Shannon Sharpe:

  When I went to the Pro Bowl, I went as a tight end. When I made the All Pro team, I made it as a ti

• Glennon Doyle Melton:

  Questions are like gifts - it's the thought behind them that the receiver really feels. We have to

• Guy Fieri:

  One of the greatest birds I've ever had is called a 'Turducken.' A chicken inside of a duck inside