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When you shoot a special, you have no idea what's going to happen, and the fact that I got to do th
When you shoot a special, you have no idea what's going to happen, and the fact that I got to do th
When you shoot a special, you have no idea what's going to happen, and the fact that I got to do th
When you shoot a special, you have no idea what's going to happen, and the fact that I got to do th
When you shoot a special, you have no idea what's going to happen, and the fact that I got to do th
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