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A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six m
A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six m
A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six m
A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six m
A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six m
A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six m
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