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I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.
I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.
I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.
I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.
I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.
I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.
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