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I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list.
I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list.
I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list.
I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list.
I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list.
I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list.
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