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I wear a hat on stage so that people won't be blinded by the reflection from my head. Also, if I do
I wear a hat on stage so that people won't be blinded by the reflection from my head. Also, if I do
I wear a hat on stage so that people won't be blinded by the reflection from my head. Also, if I do
I wear a hat on stage so that people won't be blinded by the reflection from my head. Also, if I do
I wear a hat on stage so that people won't be blinded by the reflection from my head. Also, if I do
I wear a hat on stage so that people won't be blinded by the reflection from my head. Also, if I do
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