Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

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• W. C. Fields:

  Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

• W. C. Fields:

  The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.

• W. C. Fields:

  Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.

• W. C. Fields:

  I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

• W. C. Fields:

  A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

• W. C. Fields:

  Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.

• W. C. Fields:

  If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool abo

• W. C. Fields:

  Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.

• W. C. Fields:

  I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

• W. C. Fields:

  If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.