Comedian Quotes and aphorisms about bills James Acaster Chelsea Handler Bill Engvall Mike Epps Sinbad ,, I spent money, and I kept thinking, 'I get one more movie and I'll wipe these bills out,' but that ... Greg Giraldo Byron Allen P. J. O'Rourke ,, When you pay a hospital bill, you're really paying two hospital bills - one bill for you because yo... P. J. O'Rourke