Comedian Quotes and aphorisms about clean George Burns Fatty Arbuckle W. Kamau Bell George Burns Jerry Seinfeld ,, For me, it's a purity thing about the joke itself. It's a test of a joke whether or not you do it c... Mitch Hedberg P. J. O'Rourke ,, If you ask the government to solve all of your problems, it's a bit like asking your wife to cook a... Ron White Bob Newhart Ari Shaffir