Comedian Quotes and aphorisms about help Steven Wright Steven Wright George Burns Henny Youngman P. J. O'Rourke ,, If you ask the government to solve all of your problems, it's a bit like asking your wife to cook a... P. J. O'Rourke P. J. O'Rourke Ron White Bob Hope Adam Conover ,, It's only when you get towards the top that people start throwing you down a rope. It's like a law ...