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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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