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A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon, it's time to go home and turn up the pot roast
A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon, it's time to go home and turn up the pot roast
A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon, it's time to go home and turn up the pot roast
A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon, it's time to go home and turn up the pot roast
A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon, it's time to go home and turn up the pot roast
A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon, it's time to go home and turn up the pot roast
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