Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.

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• W. C. Fields:

  There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it.

• W. C. Fields:

  The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

• W. C. Fields:

  I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.

• W. C. Fields:

  Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.

• W. C. Fields:

  Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.

• W. C. Fields:

  When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.

• W. C. Fields:

  The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.

• W. C. Fields:

  Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.

• W. C. Fields:

  Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still sur

• W. C. Fields:

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