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Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it.
Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it.
Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it.
Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it.
Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it.
Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it.
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