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Bob Newhart
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Bob Newhart:
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I've been told to speed up my delivery when I perform. But if I lose the stammer, I'm just another
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I really don't know what makes a comedian. I think it's a family background and environment. Yet if
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I worked in accounting for two and a half years, realized that wasn't what I wanted to do with the
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I was not influenced by Jack Benny, and people have remarked on my timing and Jack's timing, but I
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Well I was much too practical to presume to have a career in comedy.
Lenny Bruce:
In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.
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Bob Newhart:
Comedians are never really on vacation because you're always at attention... that antenna is alwaysBob Newhart:
All I can say about life is, 'Oh God, enjoy it!'Bob Newhart:
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who likeBob Newhart:
When you're going for a joke, you're stuck out there if it doesn't work. There's nowhere to go. YouBob Newhart:
I've been told to speed up my delivery when I perform. But if I lose the stammer, I'm just anotherBob Newhart:
I really don't know what makes a comedian. I think it's a family background and environment. Yet ifBob Newhart:
I worked in accounting for two and a half years, realized that wasn't what I wanted to do with theBob Newhart:
I was not influenced by Jack Benny, and people have remarked on my timing and Jack's timing, but IBob Newhart:
Well I was much too practical to presume to have a career in comedy.Lenny Bruce:
In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.