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How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
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