Choose quotes font
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, 'I'm going to mop the floor with your
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, 'I'm going to mop the floor with your
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, 'I'm going to mop the floor with your
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, 'I'm going to mop the floor with your
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, 'I'm going to mop the floor with your
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, 'I'm going to mop the floor with your
Next quotes
Emo Philips:
I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him.Emo Philips:
I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wEmo Philips:
I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.Emo Philips:
I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than reEmo Philips:
I'm a great lover, I'll bet.Emo Philips:
Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they'reEmo Philips:
Well, my brother says Hello. So, hooray for speech therapy.Emo Philips:
When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot oEmo Philips:
Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costumeEmo Philips:
You know what I hate? Indian givers... no, I take that back.