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If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
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