If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

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• Bob Hope:

  The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

• Bob Hope:

  Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

• Bob Hope:

  When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

• Bob Hope:

  I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

• Bob Hope:

  A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

• Bob Hope:

  I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

• Bob Hope:

  I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.

• Bob Hope:

  When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and

• Bob Hope:

  I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable,

• Bob Hope:

  I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.