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If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.
If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.
If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.
If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.
If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.
If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.
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