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Each week, we might write 500 jokes for 'Weekend Update,' and ultimately, we can only do about 10.
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The first joke I ever told on stage was a golf joke.
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When I was 10, I went to the Junior Olympics for the 50-meter and 100-meter breaststroke.
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I commuted an hour and a half each way to high school in N.Y.C. I took a bus, a ferry, then a subwa
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I majored in the history and literature of Russia and Britain. It has not helped my career.
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I love buffalo wings and eat them at least three times a week.
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Staten Island is segregated, but it's also - I don't know. It's, like, it's not - it's not unprogre
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I never came out to the Hamptons when I was younger - it was always a fancy and exotic place.
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I chose to buy a house in Montauk because it has a sleepier vibe than the rest of the East End. I a
Colin Jost:
Montauk is a little more raw and rugged than the other parts of the Hamptons, and I like that.
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Colin Jost:
Each week, we might write 500 jokes for 'Weekend Update,' and ultimately, we can only do about 10.Colin Jost:
The first joke I ever told on stage was a golf joke.Colin Jost:
When I was 10, I went to the Junior Olympics for the 50-meter and 100-meter breaststroke.Colin Jost:
I commuted an hour and a half each way to high school in N.Y.C. I took a bus, a ferry, then a subwaColin Jost:
I majored in the history and literature of Russia and Britain. It has not helped my career.Colin Jost:
I love buffalo wings and eat them at least three times a week.Colin Jost:
Staten Island is segregated, but it's also - I don't know. It's, like, it's not - it's not unprogreColin Jost:
I never came out to the Hamptons when I was younger - it was always a fancy and exotic place.Colin Jost:
I chose to buy a house in Montauk because it has a sleepier vibe than the rest of the East End. I aColin Jost:
Montauk is a little more raw and rugged than the other parts of the Hamptons, and I like that.