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I'm not like a performer type.
Dave Attell
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Dave Attell:
My day jobs... I knew I was bad at those, so I didn't really have the confidence to think that I co
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I'm a joke comic. I tell jokes. I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like oth
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I have an imagination because my life is so boring that my imagination lets me get off the reality
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I'm a stand-up comic. Anything else I do besides that is a plus, but stand-up comedy is what I do,
Dave Attell:
I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me
Dave Attell:
I never wanted to be famous.
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I have no grand scheme.
Dave Attell:
I keep getting these people at my shows who only know me from television. I can always tell when th
Dave Attell:
For a long time the people at my shows were sort of the Pantera-tattoo trucker guys, really cool du
Dave Attell:
Once you get offstage you're just like everyone else, and everyone else can get into a fight.
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Dave Attell:
My day jobs... I knew I was bad at those, so I didn't really have the confidence to think that I coDave Attell:
I'm a joke comic. I tell jokes. I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like othDave Attell:
I have an imagination because my life is so boring that my imagination lets me get off the realityDave Attell:
I'm a stand-up comic. Anything else I do besides that is a plus, but stand-up comedy is what I do,Dave Attell:
I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for meDave Attell:
I never wanted to be famous.Dave Attell:
I have no grand scheme.Dave Attell:
I keep getting these people at my shows who only know me from television. I can always tell when thDave Attell:
For a long time the people at my shows were sort of the Pantera-tattoo trucker guys, really cool duDave Attell:
Once you get offstage you're just like everyone else, and everyone else can get into a fight.