It's like our country is being run by a bunch of bad alcoholic dads right now.

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• Patton Oswalt:

  George Bush is not stupid. He's evil. OK? There's a huge difference between stupid and evil.

• Patton Oswalt:

  I have to drink this much to be as unfunny as you.

• Patton Oswalt:

  90% of every art form is garbage - dance and stand-up, painting and music. Focus on the 10% that's

• Patton Oswalt:

  I think I realized it was an art form at the beginning, but it took me a really long time before I

• Patton Oswalt:

  I think right now is the best time for stand-up, ever. I sincerely do.

• Patton Oswalt:

  I mean, the death in the late eighties and early nineties really shook out a lot of hacks. The pond

• Patton Oswalt:

  Yeah, there were a few years in the early nineties where I really began to hate what was valued as

• Patton Oswalt:

  I mean, all alternative comedy is are comedians that have being doing it for so long, for so long,

• Patton Oswalt:

  I hate all sidekicks.

• Patton Oswalt:

  I have some shorter stories coming out in other books early next year. I might be pitching a re-vam