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Milton Berle:
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
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The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he'
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Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient.
Milton Berle:
Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
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I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to
Milton Berle:
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
Milton Berle:
I live to laugh, and I laugh to live.
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A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
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I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?
Milton Berle:
We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.
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Milton Berle:
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.Milton Berle:
The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he'Milton Berle:
Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient.Milton Berle:
Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.Milton Berle:
I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how toMilton Berle:
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?Milton Berle:
I live to laugh, and I laugh to live.Milton Berle:
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.Milton Berle:
I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?Milton Berle:
We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.