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My cousin's gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.
My cousin's gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.
My cousin's gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.
My cousin's gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.
My cousin's gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.
My cousin's gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.
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